Ok, so I was busy totally not pirating any kind of conlang encyclopedia and I saw this advertisement.
And… I just had to say something.
There’s a lot I could say about this image, the fact that it’s kind fo racist, her kind of haunting face, how desperate these women are for boyfriends, but I think all that is just dancing around the real punchline here.
Look at the bottom of the advertisement. Do you see that warning? These girls will pursue you. They can’t be stopped. Their desperation is such that nothing can quell their lust now. They will have you. They will devour your soul. You have been warned, but it is already too late.