Here is how wild my nights are.

Sometimes, normally at around 4 or 5 in the morning, I take a hiatus from whatever amazing antics I am up to to go get some food. Normally chicken nuggets, because I am just that cool. Now you might ask yourself “But Jack, doesn’t that mean you’d just be sitting and waiting for about 6 minutes while the nuggets cook?”

Hell fucking no. A rad dude like me can’t just sit still for 6 minutes, not even for the most jawesome of nuggs.

So what I do is go into the pantry, grab a chocolate bar, and I eat that and drink a glass of milk, effectively using up the six minutes.

That’s right motherfuckers. Chocolate. Bar.

Oh my glob this cardboard dressform is so amazingly derpy.

And yet oddly functional, at least for my minimalist purposes.

Perhaps I’ll post a picture of it…

overomega:

darkoverord:

ampvee:

gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by 

Alexander Diochon

This is a really cool take on how Minecraft would work ‘realistically’. Love it!

Hooooooooooooooooooooly fuck that’s awesome.

Literally the best interpretation of Minecraft I have ever seen I really want more.

I would read that comic.

odditiesoflife:

Hamilton Pool

Just 23 miles west of Austin, Texas is a breathtaking natural oasis emerging out of the desert dust and scrub grass. More than a century ago, the natural dome that once concealed the entire grotto underground collapsed and created what is now called Hamilton Pool.

Hamilton Pool is a natural spring formed in the limestone bedrock and fed by an underground river, which also feeds the small tributaries and lush flora surrounding the pool. The abundant freshwater has allowed a diverse population of trees and vegetation to emerge surrounding the pool, forming a beautiful protected nature preserve.

I’ve been there. I like eyeing the snapping turtles from across the lake when they go ashore.

I see you there motherfuckers.

nezua:

no doubt, spock. no doubt. 

abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

pleatedjeans:

cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]