Every time my cat walks across my keyboard I think, “Maybe this is the day I become Freakazoid”
rightlegleftleg:

oh hey it’s me

rightlegleftleg:

oh hey it’s me

Note how the English language doesn’t contain a specific word to describe a woman who is grown-up, sexually mature and not a mother, unless such a woman is using her sexuality as her profession.

Impressions: The Wrightsman Magdalene, Angela Carter (via souvenirsandlostluggage)

AAAAAAAAAAGHHHH, EVEN WOMAN QUALIFIES AS THIS TOO I AM REPOSTING THIS AND NOT USING PUNCTUATION BECAUSE I AM SO ANGRY. FEEL MY RAGE. ALSO MADAM. THERE’S ANOTHER ONE FOR FREE.

Note how the English language doesn’t contain a specific word to describe a woman who is grown-up, sexually mature and not a mother, unless such a woman is using her sexuality as her profession.

Impressions: The Wrightsman Magdalene, Angela Carter (via souvenirsandlostluggage)

YES THERE IS. THERE ARE SEVERAL. LADY, FOR INSTANCE. I WILL LET YOU FIGURE OUT THE REST. IDIOTS.

Community Rewatch (1x03)

DAY SEIZED!!

Probably gonna be cosplaying uncle Dolan at a-kon…

Probably gonna be cosplaying uncle Dolan at a-kon…

Reblog if you’ve ever felt victimized by the Atlantic ocean.

kiwi-hobbit:

You just… don’t even know.

Precisely how many fucks do you give?
Anonymous

I give no chainsaws.